Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Hear Ye, Humans.

The human life span is incredibly short. humans seem to find this extremely stressful, and thus try to fill each and everyday with the most they possibly can. Some humans, enjoy doing "death-defying" acts. Which baffles me. Why if you are so afraid of dying would you want to tempt it? Ahem. Master William is seeking to expand the lifespan of the average human, for the benefit of those few humans he cares for. Also, because of the current dangerous goings-on, He will provide permanent shelter and protection. Of course, to apply you must be human, your age matters not. Master William will not accept abundances of families seeking his alliance. If you wish to be taken in, you must work for it and earn your keep. He will accept as many as he needs for the experimentation, and very few for extra services. Those that are interested are to seek me out, and after inquiry will bring you to Master William for appraisal.
Good Luck.

Sincerely,
Lolan