"It was always better with strangers."
"I asked, sadly she said no."
"He was The One. I wasn't."
"Plenty of liquor-we'll make it."
"Bastard turned out to be straight."
"Actually, I took my own virginity."
"My partner in sin found God."
"Happy enough...was her tentative reply."
"She knows what my Kryptonite is."
"Lust walked in. Love walked out."
"In his smile I saw forever."
"Tomorrow, maybe, I'll sell the ring."
